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I have finally done it. I am the proud possessor of a queen-size, premium quality, 600 fill, European eco-down DUVET! DUVET! You heard me. DUVET! I can barely believe it myself. It is better than I could have imagined. It's not heavy, like the European ones I thought I preferred, but no matter - it is perfect and fluffy and warm, and I am totally glad I took advantage of the post-xmas sales and bought it (and my lovely blue duvet cover). DUVET! I am poor now, but rich in warmth.

On a totally different note, I am reminded of this by the Simpsons episode I am watching, where they introduce creationism into the schools:

When I was in grad school, we read Origin of the Species. So we're sitting there at the seminar table, talking about Darwin, and evolution, and the application of reason to science (as opposed, say, Aristotle's idea of how the heart works which, let me tell you, is *not* how the heart works). And one of the women at the table pipes up, "And of course, it's widely known that Darwin's theory is incorrect." And we all slooowly turn our heads, and look at her, wondering what sort of creationist madness is about to come forth next. And then her eyes get really big, and she's like, "Oh, I mean there are other theories of evolution!" Because she was a biologist, see, and knew a lot more about the subject than we liberal arts majors did. Close call! Yay science!

XO Update

Dec. 27th, 2007 06:54 am
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As I may have mentioned, my adorable new OLPC comes with a year of free T-Mobile Hotspot service, which I enabled the other day, and now am trying out at the Starbucks in the mall. It totally works, and I am totally posting from The World at Large, which is a new place for me. People are looking on in what I pretend is wonder at my adorable computer, but which is probably instead curiosity at why that grown woman is playing with what is obviously a PlaySkool My First Laptop. No matter. I will roam the world, unconstrained by wires and beyond convention. Or, I will occasionally use this in the mall.

Actually, a woman did just say to me (since I am sitting right by the Sugar and Cream area, and therefore easily at hand), that she had never seen such a little laptop. I am going to have to come up with an OLPC spiel (for the poor! save the world!), except that i hate strangers, so that might be a problem.

I am going to finish my hot chocolate, and surf a bit, and then drive home. In the rain. Boo!
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In honor of the shortest night of the year (which may have been yesterday, I'm never sure about solstices, but bear with me), I have lit candles in every room, and I have to say the place both looks, and smells lovely. If it snowed, that would be even better, but I don't think that's going to happen. Still, I am happy with this.

I decided the weasels are getting a Re-Gifting Xmas this year. Last year, they each got their own stocking full of mousies and toys, which they adorably hid, one by one, in all their hidey-holes, in the space of about eight minutes. I don't have the money to keep repeating this process for eight minutes' worth of amusement. So I spent about 20 minutes today, digging their existing toys out of all the hidden spots, and putting them in a big bag. Bright and early xmas morning, I will put the bag on the floor, and it will be like All New Mousies! Bless their short little memories.

Treated myself to smoked salmon and brie and apples for dinner - isn't food what the holidays are all about? Tomorrow, candy-making with a friend; Monday, roast chicken and asparagus. All nights, cherry pie. Glorious!
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I know we've already had this conversation, but I am doing a lot of my xmas shopping at Etsy (www.etsy.com; ctrl-c, ctrl-v it people, until I learn how to code), and I am having fabulous experiences there. So far:

1 - gotten free samples with a bunch of orders, including soap, tiny hand-made magnets, and even a wee print, when I ordered other prints from the same artist.

2 - had one woman send me back $5 on paypal, because she dropped the price of an item I ordered, after I ordered it, but thought it was fair to give me the difference anyway.

3 - had another woman refund me the shipping on my order, because she had decided to stop charging for shipping before xmas (again, after I had already placed the order), and wanted to be fair to me.

4 - (and this is my favorite because it's just so random) I bought a fancy-schmancy handmade bra (can I say 'bra' on the internets? I hope I'm not offending anyone); looked around for a matching panty, didn't see one, figured there wasn't one or I was an idiot, so just bought the bra. Got an email from the seller, who told me that she had realized she hadn't listed the panty, and felt bad about that, so she was just going to add it into my order for free. For free! Something she otherwise would have sold, that I didn't find, and didn't even ask about. So nice, and so random!

Of course, it's like ebay - ymmv, depending on who you get. But I am having good experiences, and wanted to share.

Etsy - the convenience of online shopping, plus the good feeling you get when you buy handmade.
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On the internet. In the kitchen. Making peppermint bark.

The laptop has a wee footprint; maybe 7 by 10? And it's foodproof. I haven't figured out how to watch videos on it, and that may not be possible...but I can totally chat while I stir chocolate!

Lookit me!

Dec. 17th, 2007 10:41 am
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I'm on the internet! On my couch! On my new OLPC! And if I could remember how to code a link, I would link it here, but since I can't (I know there's an href and some stuff like that, but I don't know how to do it OKAY? Stop pressuring me I was a philosophy major!). But google it and you'll know. It is awesome and green, and with a little jiggery-pokery, I can have my AIM running at the same time (though, it's over in another browser instance so I can't really mind it, but that's okay).

This thing is awesome. Envy me!
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Every time I go to get my haircut, I ask the hairdresser to layer it, trim it a bit, and cut it short around the face. And when I say "short around the face", I point to my cheekbones, to indicate where 'short' is for this purpose. Have you and I had this conversation already, internets? Because if so, you will already know that when I am done, the hair around my face is cut to my chin, which is not my cheekbones. And every time I am sad.

So this time, I was very clear about what I meant by "short around the face", and I pointed, and we had a conversation about it, and I really thought that this time, I was going to get what I asked for.

I think you have guessed, by now, that I did not.

It is short in front, all right; it barely covers my eyes. Not only that but it's short in every other direction as well, so short that I can't pull it back in a ponytail. She also thinned it, so it's too short, and too thin. The layers are too short, too, so it feathers out a bit on the sides. It is, without question, a Disastrous Haircut.

Does anyone out there in internets-land have a hairdresser who 1) actually listens to what s/he is asked to do, and 2) actually has the skills to then Do That Thing? Because I am going to have to go back to super-long hair in self-defense, if this keeps up.

!!!!
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I have been poking around on Etsy, and ordered some cute prints last week. They have come in, and I couldn't be happier! Look at the weasel! The artist is doing buy one, get one free, so I bought a couple and got a couple and am happy with all of them. If you're into artsy-craftsy stuff, this is a good place to look.

On the oxygen side: I went out to a football game last night (go skins!), and while it was a good game, it was superextracold out. Which, unfortunately, triggered my asthma, so I spent most of the game huddled in the stands, gasping like a fish. I have never been so cold for such an extended period of time, and when I came home I took the Hottest Shower Ever Deliberately Taken by a Human Who Had Cold Water at Her Disposal. And puffed on my inhaler as well, of course. Today I was off, and planning to go to the mall, but I am still low on oxygen, and I think walking around wouldn't be a great thing right now. So I am home watching tv and enjoying my art, and not driving on this cold, sleety day. Overall, a win for me I think.


Art! The colors in this piece are lovely.
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Before I hop in my nice hot shower, I bring you:

Ask A Ninja, on: The Writer's Strike!
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If anyone would like to know if Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 Hemp Pure-Castile Soap is animal tested or not, the answer is yes. Butters drank about a quarter cup of it this morning (diluted with water, of course!) while I was cleaning the bathroom floor and not paying attention to the bucket. He seems fine - and he smells great!
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As you may or may not know, ferrets are very into Putting Things Away. I have given them a large number of stuffed mousies for just that purpose, and they can spend a good amount of time putting them in hiding places, or moving them from one hiding place to another, etc etc. Often, this involves moving them up and down the stairs, as the ferrets have their favorite places to hide things, and they are scattered throughout the house (for convenience and security, I presume).

Well, I have a small stuffed leopard ray (you know, like a stingray, only with spots). I keep it out of their reach, but ultimately, nothing is out of their reach, and apparently they stole it out of the bedroom just a little while ago. I find this out, because a few minutes ago I hear a funny thumping coming from the second floor, and I go up to see that Butters is trying to drag the ray up the stairs to the third floor.

I had to take it away from him, not just because I didn't want him to chew on it, but because it is so big (not heavy, but wide...like a ray. You know what I'm talking about), that he couldn't carry it up the stairs without falling back down each step he tried. He would leap up, fail to clear the edge of the step with the ray in his mouth, and fall back down. Repeat.

I did not want Butters to Die from Ray. It's evolutionarily sound, but I love him too much.
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Random note one:
They could sleep in their room, in the big cardboard box full of towels and little blankets, all snuggled and warm.

They could sleep in my dirty clothes on the bathroom floor, near the radiator but also near the tile.

They could even sleep on the third floor, where there is no heat, wrapped in a comforter.

Where do the ferrets sleep?

In a pillowcase, on the porch, in the cold.

Freaks.

Random note two:
I know some of you have or know children, and I know some of you are charitable, so I wanted to link to One Laptop Per Child. The program was designed around producing tough, simple, and cheap laptops for poor children, and I have to say the design of these things is awesome. In general, the project is to supply laptops in bulk to schools, etc, but from now until November 26, folks in the US and Canardia can do Give One Get One. For $400, you can get one of these cool little monsters (good for kids, or (since I loathe kids), for cheap portable internet that can be dropped from a height and spilled on), one will be donated to a participating country, it counts as a $200 deductable tax donation, *and* you get free T-Mobile Hotspot for a year. It ain't fancy, but it's cool, and useful, and green (in many senses - check out the ripcord charging system!)

Anyway - click the link, take a look, play the video, and generally contemplate the situation.
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1 - I'd like to thank Honeywell, for making so many programmable thermostats, with so many options. I look forward to waking up to a warm house, rather than freezing my feet off in the morning.
2 - I'd like to thank my dad, for giving me a little awl in my toolbox, so I didn't need a drill to install the new thermostat, just the awl and a hammer and a little optimism.
3 - I'd like to thank the guy at work who lent me a little plastic hemostat-type clamp, which I clipped onto my newly exposed wiring, thus allaying my fear that the wires would fall back into the wall and I would be totally screwed.
4 - I'd like to thank the Academy, for giving me the honor of being here tonight. You like me, you really like me!
5 - Most importantly, I'd like to thank this dude, for going through the process, including explaining where my two totally unmarked, matching wires from the furnace, should be attached on the new thermostat - with pictures! Thanks, dude.

Does anyone need some mercury? Anyone making any felt? I can hook you up.
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Apparently, LJ has changed in the time since I joined...go figure. There are certanly a lot of options, even for those of us who refuse to pay. If the new format has caused weird things to happen that you notice, please let me know - I am so overwhelemed by all the things I can screw with, I think it's best if I just...don't.
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Had the roofer come in and do some work a few weeks ago (for about, oh, six thousand less than the estimate from the previous roofer), and this is the third time it's rained since then (and only the second time it has rained in an amount of any consequence).

There are many good feelings in the world, but being warm and dry in your home, while it's rainy and wet outside, is definately among the best of them.

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Oct. 7th, 2007 05:45 pm
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I bought a new digital alarm clock today (it's blue!). It is super simple to operate, but I glanced at the instructions once I finished setting it up and saw the following warning:

The mains plug remains readily operable when the plug is connected into a power slot.

I...don't know what that means. I don't think it's a very good warning. I expected something like Do Not Chew On Cord While Unit Is Plugged In. That's pretty straightforward.


On a side note, it's bloody hot. I need to mow, but I find the very idea demoralizing. Instead, I am making potato leek soup in my fancy new Le Creuset pot, and building a new floor lamp. Yes, I am having a very productive weekend, after doing nothing and laying about on a boat all day yesterday. Later I will take my car to the shop to repair a cracked bumper, and tomorrow (another day off, whee!), I will do laundry. So productive!


ETA: This potato leek soup is awesome.

S-M-R-T

Sep. 26th, 2007 05:21 pm
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I was driving today behind a guy with a Mensa license plate. The number on the plate was "HIQ0096". I really wanted to walk up to him at the stoplight and be like, "Dude, 96 is not that high." But I wasn't sure he'd get it.

If Mensa were smart, they'd have made sure that their license plates started at 150.
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“All capital letters are either straight lines or curved lines. The worst-case scenario is pretty much ‘B.’ ”

The NYT Online has a really great article about....um...fonts, actually, and the development of a particular font to be used in U.S. highway signs. If you're a big font dork (as I am), or design dork, you will enjoy it. You might have to register to read it, though I think you can lie like a cheap rug on the personal info; it also won't be up for long. But - take a peek, it's a good article!
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