Least known facts

[rorqual]

Per National Geographic, the Least Weasel, with a bite force of three pounds, has a bite significantly stronger than one would expect by its size, on par with the bite of a Tasmanian Devil (per pound). Per my personal experience, the Slightly Greater Domestic Weasel has a bite significantly more startling than one would expect, especially when the bite-ee is getting nipped on the back of the thigh. At least I could have seen the Tasmanian Devil coming.

In other news: Bacon is still awesome. Ants are still not awesome. My cell phone is dying a slow, bleeping death. The iPhone beckons....

Comments

[broodingferret.livejournal.com]

It's widely known that ferrets only nip when their daily offering of malt liquor has been withheld. Obviously you've been remiss in your duties as an acceptable human custodian.

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

I was asking them to make do with Wild Irish Rose, but clearly, that was a mistake on my part. I'll rectify it on my way back from work today.