Least known facts

[rorqual]

Per National Geographic, the Least Weasel, with a bite force of three pounds, has a bite significantly stronger than one would expect by its size, on par with the bite of a Tasmanian Devil (per pound). Per my personal experience, the Slightly Greater Domestic Weasel has a bite significantly more startling than one would expect, especially when the bite-ee is getting nipped on the back of the thigh. At least I could have seen the Tasmanian Devil coming.

In other news: Bacon is still awesome. Ants are still not awesome. My cell phone is dying a slow, bleeping death. The iPhone beckons....