Post-Party Index

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Number of guests (appx) - 32
Number of guests under the age of 4 - 2
Number of guests from out of state -10
Number of guests from out of country - 0
Number of guests whose miserable but plucky husbands let them stay for two hours, which was more than we had expected - 1
Number of bottles of beer/cider left in my fridge (appx) - 28
Number of boxes of booze bottles to recycle - 2.4
Percent of mantids living on my porch, still alive the day after - 100
Number of times I showed off the large mantis to party guests - 4
Number of times I showed off the weasels to party guests - 4
Number of times the weasels nearly escaped and had to be shoved back in their room with a broom - 1
Number of donut holes left after draft, lunchtime, and the party - 5
Number left after I discovered there were any left - 2
Number of unpleasant surprises under my couch this morning - 0
Number of blank spaces on my bookshelves where I swear there was a book yesterday - 1
Number of loads of laundry I need to go do now - 3
Number, on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is best, that this party was - 10+