The Pledge

[rorqual]

I pledge never to reveal here things about my personal life which would be better left unknown to those not directly involved in them.

I pledge to never fill the page with endless online quiz results. Unless they're really cool.

I pledge to keep my opinions to myself and not act like this is some sort of soapbox for my ideas.

I pledge to make up entirely false entries from time to time, just to see if anyone's paying attention.

I pledge that if anyone proves to be paying attention, I will be very, very sorry.

I pledge never to address the audience directly again. So enjoy your moment in the authorial spotlight.

Comments

[ex-domestic.livejournal.com]

I'm paying attention.

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

I am so ashamed.