Pre-party prep

[rorqual]

Why do I have three bottles of Kahlua? I hate Kahlua.

Do I seriously have five bottles of tequila?

Where did all the rum go?

This bottle is totally unmarked. Huh. Ron will drink it.

No, wait, I have eight bottles of tequila. Some of it is very good. Why do I always drink the Cuervo?

Do I really have to buy whisky? It's nasty and nobody should drink it.

Why don't I have any peppermint schnapps? I love peppermint schnapps!

Hey, there's the Pucker. Why don't I make appletinis anymore?

How old is this jar of mayonnaise, and how did it get down here?

I suppose I can't mix these three nearly-killed bottles of different kinds of rum into one. Inefficient!

Notice to party attendees: I have no beer. Repeat: I have no beer. You know what to do.

Comments

[ex-domestic.livejournal.com]

You can make good cocktails with that list yes even the Kahlua.

Where's the vodka??

Also a good single malt is not nasty but it has to be the right one. Of course you could get considerable disagreement of what is the right one. Very taste dependent I would say.

You like peppermint schnapps *eyes you* Freak!

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

Never fear, there was some vodka, and I bought more...:)

I like peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate in the winter. *eyes you back* Yum!

[ex-domestic.livejournal.com]

There should always be vodka :)

And peppermint schnapps in that context is fine. :) yes this is the drinkspolice :)