Pre-party prep
Aug. 22nd, 2008 10:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rorqualWhy do I have three bottles of Kahlua? I hate Kahlua.
Do I seriously have five bottles of tequila?
Where did all the rum go?
This bottle is totally unmarked. Huh. Ron will drink it.
No, wait, I have eight bottles of tequila. Some of it is very good. Why do I always drink the Cuervo?
Do I really have to buy whisky? It's nasty and nobody should drink it.
Why don't I have any peppermint schnapps? I love peppermint schnapps!
Hey, there's the Pucker. Why don't I make appletinis anymore?
How old is this jar of mayonnaise, and how did it get down here?
I suppose I can't mix these three nearly-killed bottles of different kinds of rum into one. Inefficient!
Notice to party attendees: I have no beer. Repeat: I have no beer. You know what to do.
Do I seriously have five bottles of tequila?
Where did all the rum go?
This bottle is totally unmarked. Huh. Ron will drink it.
No, wait, I have eight bottles of tequila. Some of it is very good. Why do I always drink the Cuervo?
Do I really have to buy whisky? It's nasty and nobody should drink it.
Why don't I have any peppermint schnapps? I love peppermint schnapps!
Hey, there's the Pucker. Why don't I make appletinis anymore?
How old is this jar of mayonnaise, and how did it get down here?
I suppose I can't mix these three nearly-killed bottles of different kinds of rum into one. Inefficient!
Notice to party attendees: I have no beer. Repeat: I have no beer. You know what to do.
