Health hazard

[rorqual]

I have deduced, by scientific observation, that heavy whipping cream increases in density if left untouched for a long period of time. I say that because the carton I bought for xmas 2006, which I just found at the back of the fridge, has begun to implode. I can only presume that, if I left it long enough, it would collapse in onto itself and cause a small black hole in the fridge. Which, while scientifically interesting, was not an outcome I desired, so I threw it away. Along with the seven beers which have been in there since the same year. How did seven beers survive for that long in my fridge? It's not like people never come over. Must have been a really bad beer.

Comments

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's two years old! Even Ron won't drink it! Space for the new, I say.

(ps bring beer to party). :)

[ex-domestic.livejournal.com]

xmas 2006!

xmas 2006!

How big is your fridge??

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

It's not that it's big, I am just *that* lazy....:)