Unlucky at cars....

[rorqual]

Time I was awoken by horrible bang/crash noise: 3.55 am (approx)

Time until I peered out window to see drunk guy peeling away from scene of crash in his crunched-in car: 2 seconds

On a scale of one to ten, certainty that the parked car he was pulling away from was mine: 11

Amount of time it took to get dressed, including finding shoe stolen by ferret: 10 seconds

Number of heartbeats I had in that time: 12983 (approx)

Number of neighbors who had gathered on the street by the time I got outside: 4

On a scale of one to ten, amount of relief I felt when I realized my car was not the one with the trunk caved in to the back axle: 152

Number of times the guy who did own that car said the f-word in one sentence upon discovery: 6

Number of bumpers on my car cracked by the force of the impacted car pushing mine into the car in front of mine: 2

Number of cars actually hit by drunk guy on our stretch of road: 4 (including secondary impacts)

Number of people who laughed when we found drunk guy's licence plate and partial bumper lying in the road by the scene: 8

Number of those people who thought drunk guy probably didn't have insurance anyway: 8

Time it took for cops to arrive to my bad neighborhood to fill out reports: 15 minutes

Projected driveability of my car: 100%

Number of my fingers and toes numbed by cold by end of incident: 20

Percent of awake I am at this point: Total

Comments

[pneumatik.livejournal.com]

Leaving his license plate at the scene, eh? Sounds like it's ripped right from Fark.