And also...

[rorqual]

...if anyone says to you, "Hey, we've got a couple of hours to kill, let's go down to the movie theatre and see House of the Dead", say no. Then, if you like them, poke them in the eye really hard, so they won't be able to go see it either. Believe me, you'll be doing them a favor.

This advice comes from a woman who thought House of 1,000 Corpses had a certain charm.