Pots 4 U!

ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!

Are you tired of eating straight from the can? Did your spouse get the kitchenware in the divorce? Do you literally not have a pot to piss in?

Well, now, for a Limited Time only, you too can join Civilization, with the following Amazing Pot and Pan Set!!!

Including:

* One saucepan with metal lid!
* A second, slightly smaller saucepan with metal lid!
* One good-sized soup pan with glass lid!
* One nice frying pan, which uses the same glass lid!
* Another, smaller frying pan with no lid at all!
* Almost entire set is in lovely Hunter Green!
* Non-stick!!

If you were to buy this set at Goodwill, it could cost you up to $15!!!! But if you Act Now, you can get this entire set for the low, low price of Getting It The Hell Out Of My House!!

So, call 1-800-POTS4ME, or leave a comment - begin your new life with new-to-you pots and pans!!

Material girl, redux

Needless to say, I bought new pots. They were 79% off, bringing them down from a truly ridiculous price, to an actually quite reasonable one for a full set. Meet the Anolon 12-piece Non-Stick Cookware Set! The biggest stockpot has a steamer insert! It makes me want to steam things, and make soup, and go straight from the stovetop to the oven! Glass lids!!

*deep breath*

Okay, I'm okay.