I want to eat my hands.

[rorqual]

I treated myself to a jar of philosophy's handcream, handmade, and it smells like lemon poppyseed cake. I've been sniffing myself all day. I want to smear it all over my body and see if that turns me into a lemon poppyseed cake. Because then everyone would love me. Oh god oh god, why can't I be made of flour and sugar and wonderful seasonings?

Also, I baked an apple pie tonight. It's good. If you come over you can have some.

That is all.

Comments

[jeffxandra.livejournal.com]

why can't I be made of flour and sugar and wonderful seasonings?

Because if you did, you'd look like
this

And we wouldn't want that, would we?

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

Oh come now - that guy *clearly* has metal arms. My arms would be made of pie, which would be much better. See how it all works out? :)

Pie

[ex-domestic.livejournal.com]

*wails|*
*craves pie*

Tease ;)

Re: Pie

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

*freeze-dries pie*
*ships pie abroad*

See, just add water!

*frolics*

Re: Pie

[ex-domestic.livejournal.com]

*adds water* such a smart otter

[elengul.livejournal.com]

There are several comments here I could make, but I do not desire getting beaten up by you nor by joshthestampede :)

[rorqual.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, like he's scary. Now, me *I'm* scary....so good call...:)