This is why I can't have nice things

This morning, as I pulled away from the house, I heard a crunching noise, as if I'd driven over a tin can. But there is a lot of crap in the road outside, so I paid it no mind.

Tonight, I realized iSobel was gone.

I have looked everywhere, but she is nowhere. I can remember checking her this morning, so I had her first thing. She does not answer when I call her.

I can only presume the worst.

She was code-locked, but it's a whopping four digits, so if I didn't drive over her, she might be accessed by nefarious people. I turned off service - but if anyone gets any weird phone calls, sorry.

Yes, I changed all my passwords.