Unlucky at cars....
Feb. 10th, 2008 04:41 amTime I was awoken by horrible bang/crash noise: 3.55 am (approx)
Time until I peered out window to see drunk guy peeling away from scene of crash in his crunched-in car: 2 seconds
On a scale of one to ten, certainty that the parked car he was pulling away from was mine: 11
Amount of time it took to get dressed, including finding shoe stolen by ferret: 10 seconds
Number of heartbeats I had in that time: 12983 (approx)
Number of neighbors who had gathered on the street by the time I got outside: 4
On a scale of one to ten, amount of relief I felt when I realized my car was not the one with the trunk caved in to the back axle: 152
Number of times the guy who did own that car said the f-word in one sentence upon discovery: 6
Number of bumpers on my car cracked by the force of the impacted car pushing mine into the car in front of mine: 2
Number of cars actually hit by drunk guy on our stretch of road: 4 (including secondary impacts)
Number of people who laughed when we found drunk guy's licence plate and partial bumper lying in the road by the scene: 8
Number of those people who thought drunk guy probably didn't have insurance anyway: 8
Time it took for cops to arrive to my bad neighborhood to fill out reports: 15 minutes
Projected driveability of my car: 100%
Number of my fingers and toes numbed by cold by end of incident: 20
Percent of awake I am at this point: Total
Time until I peered out window to see drunk guy peeling away from scene of crash in his crunched-in car: 2 seconds
On a scale of one to ten, certainty that the parked car he was pulling away from was mine: 11
Amount of time it took to get dressed, including finding shoe stolen by ferret: 10 seconds
Number of heartbeats I had in that time: 12983 (approx)
Number of neighbors who had gathered on the street by the time I got outside: 4
On a scale of one to ten, amount of relief I felt when I realized my car was not the one with the trunk caved in to the back axle: 152
Number of times the guy who did own that car said the f-word in one sentence upon discovery: 6
Number of bumpers on my car cracked by the force of the impacted car pushing mine into the car in front of mine: 2
Number of cars actually hit by drunk guy on our stretch of road: 4 (including secondary impacts)
Number of people who laughed when we found drunk guy's licence plate and partial bumper lying in the road by the scene: 8
Number of those people who thought drunk guy probably didn't have insurance anyway: 8
Time it took for cops to arrive to my bad neighborhood to fill out reports: 15 minutes
Projected driveability of my car: 100%
Number of my fingers and toes numbed by cold by end of incident: 20
Percent of awake I am at this point: Total