and Lo! there was an update

I post only to say:

Al of Londoun ys aflame wyth newes of the grete entertaynment of 'Serpentes on a Shippe,' the which ys perfourmed ech daye by the menne of the gild of beekeeperes (and thus ys ycleped a 'b-movie').

And:

I have a free microwave. It works. Please take it.