Cicada invasion

Am I hallucinating, or are they getting louder? They're getting louder, I'm sure of it. And Cicada Invasion is a great band name.

Also - there are no cicadas at work. Lots of open ground, a decent amount of trees and general shrubbery. No cicadas. I imagine they are all poisoned here, under the ground. Very sad.

Also - The Day After Tomorrow!! I don't care if the science is good. I don't care if the movie is good. All I want is to see New York get hit by a giant wave! On the big screen! Stupid name for a disaster movie, though. Why not just call it A Movie Where Big Cities Get Royally Messed Up By Weather? That's what we're all here to see.

Also - I have a lovely lunch planned. Ham and cheese sarnie and rock-hard homemade cupcake. Some of you care; you know who you are....

Oh lord

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I could do this all day, people, seriously.