rorqual | Oh lord

Concerned about the End Times? Wonder how The Rapture will affect you? Then Rapture Ready is for you! Check out the awesome FAQ, which addresses such questions as, Is the Pope the Antichrist? (probably not), How Can I Have Power Over Satan? (not by sacrificing chickens, sadly), and When Does Daylight Time Begin and End? (I know we were all wondering that). Find out if your dead pets will be reunited with you after The Rapture (only $8 for booklet!)! All this and much, much more!

I could do this all day, people, seriously.